Which Chicago headline would you most wish to see?

Well, some of you may remember that I started a thread like this long ago. Times have changed, and I thought I'd have a bit of fun and do an updated version. Last time, the winning headline involved the beginning of construction for what was then called the 'Fordham Spire'. Here's a link to that old thread: http://www.skyscrapercity.com/showthread.php?t=271623 And now, if you woke up one morning and picked up the paper, which headline would you most wish to read?>