Best Chicago malls

I have the feeling that by posting this thread, I'm subjecting myself to being entombed in asphalt and run over by a thousand cars. OK, this is the ultimate of low-brow, suburban oriented, totally classly questioning, but I'll run the risk. Which of the following (the contenders) are the best among city and suburban malls.....and why (if you are brave enough to reply, knowing you will banned by all Oak Street stores for the rest of your natural days. I'll try to keep these classy to avoid totl humiliation: CHICAGO 900 North Michigan Water Tower Place Chicago Place North Bridge SUBURBAN Oakbrook Woodfield Old Orchard Northbrook Court>